catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
goth facts that might be true: there’s an unreleased cut of the famous bauhaus song ‘bela lugosi’s dead’ that is over 43 minutes long and features a 6 minute long section of nothing but maracas and peter murphy making fart noises with his mouth